Hirit

In passing papers,
Teacher: Return the papers to the owners! 1! 2! 3!
Student: MISS! WAIT!
Teacher: Excuse me, I am neither your gf nor your bf to wait for you.

In giving instructions,
Teacher: This is what you're going to do...blah, blah, blah... Take out a size 2 paper.
Student: Miss, ano gani yun? Size 2, miss?! I-cut miss?! Fold?! Pardon Miss, kindly repeat...
Teacher: OH MY GOD! Class, I forgot the instructions...sorry, can't help! :P

During quizzes,
Student: Miss, ano gani yung transitive verb?
Teacher: Oh, I'm sorry to tell you I'm currently suffering from a Temporary Amnesia. Sorry...

Student: Miss, kataas-taas ng quiz mo oi... pwede hindi na lang i-copy ang sentences and i-shortcut nalang ang answers.
Teacher: SURE! (with a sarcastic smile) I'll not copy and I'll also shortcut your scores...(saying this while smiling...)

During bellwork...
The teacher gave a very difficult bellwork. Everybody was staring at the manila paper, frowning--no one moved a pen. The room seemed empty. I cracked the silence with,
Teacher: I love those faces, those a re thinking faces.

During class discussion...
Christopher and Lorenzo are talking while I was discussing...
Teacher: Yes Lorenzo, kindly answer my question...
Lorenzo: (Just shrugged his shoulders)
Teacher: I am jealous already Lorenzo. You keep on talking to Christopher and when I talk to 'you, you don't talk to me anymore. What's in Chris that I do not possess? (smiling...)

Teacher: Why are you very defensive?
Student: Because Miss you are very offensive...

A first year student was asking about a term,
Student: Miss, bakit sophomore ang tawag sa 2nd year?
Teacher: Because, after freshie years you are expected to "suffer more..."

While entering the room,
The class has been very noisy.
Students: GOOD AFTERNOON Miss Barriga!
Teacher: (Mad face) What's good with the afternoon?
Loloy: Miss, YOU!
Teacher: (Smiling) Ok, Please be seated...