Loloy's Punchlines

Naa koy usa ka estudyante na hasta gyud pagka-igata! Kanang ganahan kaayo na siya magflirt-flirt sa ako...labi na ug discussion. Iyang ngalan kay Loloy in short Don. Mao ni iyang mga birada kada magklase ko...When at the corridor or sometimes in class, he calls me "BARRIGA BABES". Damn!

Teacher: Ok, when we say ...blah, blah, blah
Loloy: (raised his hand) Miss, can I request something?
Teacher: Yes, Don... what do you need?
Loloy: Miss, will you please stop smiling?
Teacher: And, why will I do that?
Loloy: Because you're making me fall for you. You are seducing me.
Teacher: Ows? I'm seductive by nature, sorry!

Teacher: Let's have this example: I love you.
Loloy: I love you too, Miss! So ano? tayo nah?

Teacher: Yes, Francis you might have an answer in mind because you are staring at me.
Loloy: Itigil mo nga yan Miss! Nagseselos ako ba!

Teacher: (looking at Loloy madly because he is already very noisy)
Loloy: Aw, sorry Ms. Barriga Babes, ay este, Miss pala. Wag ka na gud magalit Miss, ayan na naman, LQ nanaman tayo...mamaya pag-itext kita hindi ka na magreply. Maghintay pa yan xa na paloadan ko...

Nakit-an ko niya na ginatapukan sa iyang mga lalaki na classmate kay aduna silay mga pangutana.
Loloy: Oist! Alis kayo jan bah... akin lang yan si Miss. Our teacher-student relationship is going strong!

Aduna xay pangutana sa quiz,
Loloy: Miss, I have a question.
Teacher: (apporached him) Yes?
Loloy: Thanks Miss, you've just held my hand that longs for your touch.

Nafracture ang left elbow ni Loloy kaya naman may semento ito...
Loloy: Miss, yayay ako, wala ba tayong kiss jan?
Teacher: Kiss? Tiwasan hinoon taka karon!"
Another Student: Nice One Miss!